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[26 Nov 2004|06:24pm]

I should have done these all at once, but I'm playing the random game, so:

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[26 Nov 2004|06:06pm]

And one for Kev!

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Heee! [26 Nov 2004|05:38pm]

Truly, there is a God:

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Because Christa said I should post it. [23 Sep 2004|01:55am]

A joke that could be made if I were fat:

"What's the difference between Kevin and a snowball? One is round and flaky, and the other is a snowball."

And yes, I'm an idiot for originally posting this in the wrong journal...TWICE :-D
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...yes, it's Kevin's. [13 Sep 2004|10:25pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I think this speaks for itself. The community needs a new post, anyway!

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Kevin has a naughty streak! [11 Jul 2004|11:10pm]

[ mood | naughty ]

"Hey guess what? Motherfucker."

Yes Kevin cursed. What an awful thing for a Kevin to do! You think that's bad? He cursed again!

"Darn oblivious asshole me."

There's one more thing that isn't explicit, but is very interesting.

"I should have big boobs."

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Christa Sez: [12 Jul 2004|01:48am]

Christa: teehee Yeah what does it tell you that I'm
more of a nerd than you and *I* get sex?
Kevin: That I'm a loser!
Christa: Yes.
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Three quotes a'quoting [28 Jun 2004|11:45pm]
Now it's time for vaguely sexual Kevin quotations. Enjoy~!

"I'd pick you over masturbation any day."

"I was afraid enough of the tip, I'd be terrified of the base."

"Not that I have anything against your mouth."
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Kevin is a hottie [28 Jun 2004|05:08pm]

To know a chicken is to love a chicken.

To speak with a chicken is to be excited by a chicken.

To love a chicken is finger lickin.

.... O.o
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Kristy says: [27 Jun 2004|12:14am]

Kristy: That looks like it sucks.
Kristy: *rips open envelope* What was the first thing I said about you?
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Another quote [22 Jun 2004|11:17pm]
iamtehkinkyninja: Can you rephrase that?
Neo R Ky: No, because you'll just quote me if I do.
iamtehkinkyninja: :-(
Neo R Ky: *sigh* Fine...
Neo R Ky: Maybe you'll dream about being inside my head while I'm doing a girl who's dressed as Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy.
iamtehkinkyninja: Good enough.

Conclusion: Kevin is a pushover and has a secret fetish for video game characters.
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Kevin's not so inner monologue [22 Jun 2004|11:06pm]

"I need to get laid before March 2008"
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A Kevin Cocktail! [13 Jun 2004|09:00pm]

How to make a kevin

5 parts pride

1 part humour

1 part instinct
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
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Kevin Mocking, Generator Style! [13 Jun 2004|12:52pm]


I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. No, come to think of it, you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

Try the personalised one using Kevin-proportions! It's fun!
I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are.

Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.
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Making fun of Kevin, Shakespeare style! [06 Jun 2004|01:44pm]

"Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great."
-Measure For Measure

"Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese."
-Henry IV, pt II

"Come, you are a tedious fool."
- Measure For Measure

"Thou art open for incontinecy"

"I breathe defiance to thine ears!"
-Romeo and Juliet

"Thou art a fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman."
-Measure For Measure

"You speak an infinite detail of nothing"

"I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables."
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Kevin and Fun. [06 Jun 2004|01:38pm]

Is Kevin more fun than The Magic Stapler?
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[01 Jun 2004|03:36pm]

Kevin's a chicken.
I know what you're all thinking - yes Cassie, you doofus, we know that - but now, it's been scientifically proven!

"But how?" I hear you ask?

Through the unfailing phsychological tool that is: An Online Quiz!

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Quotations _about_ Kevin [01 Jun 2004|01:05am]

Dana: ... you got a round face, ...

Amanda: You have this weird way of attracting women who want to beat you up.

Kristy: You're so weird.

Christa: I wouldn't trust you to not run away in a room full of naked women.

Christa: ...you piece of sh**...

Christa: No offense Kevin but you're kind of a loser.

Christa: [Mindless Self-Indulgence] won't be cool anymore if you listen to them.
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Kevin Quotation [31 May 2004|10:01pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Neo R Ky: When I come visit, the first thing I'll ask is to see Neko's butthole.

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Since I'm feeling all academic this morning: [01 Jun 2004|12:06pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Kevin: "I'm a weak little girly girl"

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